Bloomsday...

STATELY, PLUMP BUCK MULLIGAN CAME FROM THE STAIRHEAD, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

Bloomsday 100!

Read Ulysses [Yes, all 800 pages on line]

Have a scone

If you don't have the time here's Ulysses for Dummies (fun but simple graphics)

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Update...
I notice that the BBC has a guide to the Ulysses cliffnotes as well as some nasty comments about the book that they received by e-mail. One of which includes:

"Man goes for a walk around Dublin. Nothing happens."